WFO S1 E3 – Transcript

WAITING FOR OCTOBER S1 – E3 – “Small Town”
by D.J. Sylvis

ANNOUNCER: There is a world – one of many that touches ours – known as October. One of the archetypes; one of the realities that is a source for our stories. It is not difficult to reach, if you know the way – you can experience their wildness for yourself, adventure there, and live, and love. But be wary – perhaps more than any other existence, here there be monsters …

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SCENE ONE

SOUND: Roadside background, mid-morning (ongoing) – they’re walking into a small town so we’ll hear more as they go, at the beginning they’re walking on gravel at the roadside

YVONNE

I just don’t know why they had to drop us in the middle of nowhere.

KARO

(laughs)

The whole town is the middle of nowhere. The Salawa only stops at two spots – here, and way out on the far side of things. Either way, we’d have to walk. I’m sorry. 

YVONNE

Are you sorry enough for a piggyback ride? Kidding – for now. So this is it, huh? Karo’s old stomping ground. 

KARO

Stomping is right. The time I spent up and down this road … 

YVONNE

If the gravel could talk? I’m excited to see your old places. 

(after a moment)

Oh, hey. I’m gonna pay you back for the bus. 

KARO

I can cover you, it’s no big deal. 

YVONNE

You’ve been covering me. I know we’re generally pretty loose on finances, it all balances out. But this is what, our fourth or fifth visit, and I’m starting to feel bad. 

KARO

We haven’t spent much. A picnic, a nature walk, Hodag took us to see the Butterfly People … 

YVONNE

Where you gave them gas money after; and you paid for all three of us at that dive-in restaurant on the swamp. And tipped that nixie pretty well who served us. 

KARO

I’ve done that job, it’s not fun.

YVONNE

I just want to chip in. As much as people cross, someone’s got to run a currency exchange. 

(Gratefully)

Finally, sidewalks. 

SOUND: Their walking sounds become smoother; we start to hear a bit more traffic, occasional voices, more footsteps nearby

KARO

If this keeps being a … regular thing, we can set you up an account with one of the Council banks. They’ve got couriers they send back and forth doing transfers. 

YVONNE

It better keep being a thing. I haven’t even seen the kaiju yet. And you promised me used bookstores. 

KARO

Maybe you shouldn’t have money over here. 

YVONNE

Don’t you even. 

SOUND: The background has become more active, a bit of traffic, businesses, people

SOUND: A few more footsteps, and a shop bell rings nearby. The background dialogue happens around / behind the Yvonne / Karo lines

BACKGROUND VOICE 1

We’ll have to go to the city. They don’t have near enough hair dye. 

BACKGROUND VOICE 2

Okay, but we’re taking my car. Yours has too many pedals. 

YVONNE

This place is kinda cute! Quaint-cute, but it works. I like the gazebo. 

KARO

Everyone likes the gazebo. At least, everyone who fits. 

YVONNE

It is very … human-sized, now that you mention it. 

KARO

Small towns tend to pick a general size to work for. Wait until we get to a city. 

BACKGROUND VOICE 1

How any daughter of mine goes out with only two legs …

BACKGROUND VOICE 2

Are we getting coffee before we go? 

YVONNE

Are there any stories about this gazebo? Any little monster band concerts, little monster … crushes sitting on that bench … 

KARO

More like little monster “who TP-ed the gazebo again during solstice?” 

YVONNE

Oh, really? That I’m gonna need to hear more about …

SOUND: The shop bell again, right beside them

BACKGROUND VOICE 3

Excuse me. 

KARO

Sorry. 

(to Yvonne)

Do you need anything? We’re pretty close to where we’re meeting Grey, but we’re early. 

YVONNE

Have they got those chips? Never mind, I’m good. 

KARO 

You can pay me back. 

YVONNE

I am good. And we’re going for lunch. It looks like a cute store, though. 

KARO

They have great sales on torches and pitchforks every Frankenstein season. 

(Yvonne laughs)

I’ll bring you back later – they sell edible spider’s webs, those were always my favourite. They’re kinda like that dragon’s beard candy …

YVONNE

No teasing about dragons. Is there a place we could just sit and look around, just take things in?

KARO

Sure. Down this way. 

SOUND: Walking continues, sidewalks, less traffic as they go

YVONNE

The traffic lights look kinda funny. 

KARO

Well, you don’t see infrared or ultraviolet. 

(after a moment)
I don’t either. I just know that’s why. 

YVONNE

I was gonna ask. 

(a pause, then reading a poster in a window)

“Landscapes From Other Lands – watercolour paintings of worlds not our own.” 

KARO

I got kicked out of that gallery once. 

YVONNE

You’re starting to sound like a pretty rowdy kid!  

KARO

It was not my fault. And it was just devil’s glass, that fixes itself if it breaks!

YVONNE

I swear, everything you say on this side is another rabbit’s hole. Now I need to know about devil’s glass. 

KARO

I don’t know enough to explain it. I’ll find you an artist some time. Here, let’s sit. 

SOUND: Their footsteps slow and stop

SOUND: A car a street or two over, voices we can’t quite make out

KARO

That used to be where I got my hair cut. We hung out in that little park – they’ve cleaned it up a lot. That whole row of buildings didn’t even exist. 

YVONNE

Where did you live? 

KARO

Out in the country, different places. My parents liked to move around. 

SOUND: A bit of an underground rumble, enough to be heard but fading again

YVONNE

What the heck was that? 

KARO

Someone down in the tunnels. There’s not a huge underground here, but some gnomes, bluecaps. You don’t see them up here much unless it’s a town meeting about where to run sewer extensions. 

YVONNE

You make it sound so blasé. “Oh, you know, just gnomes. Like one has.” While I’m continually awestruck over here. 

(after a moment)

Is it weird being back? I mean, we’ve been a bunch of places, we saw the Lindworm, can’t forget that, but … back back. Where little Karo apparently ran wild. 

KARO

Weird … we can start from weird. So much has changed. My memories are still there, but … underneath. Like when you renovate a building and find stuff hidden in the walls. 

SOUND: Somewhere a ways off, we hear a guitar being strummed, just a little

YVONNE

You know that’s where you left things, but whoever lives there now put up new wallpaper and changed the fixtures. 

KARO

I can barely see the shape of what it was. 

YVONNE

Some of it must still be around.. There’s a girl over in that park now, with the pointy ears? She looks like a delinquent. 

KARO

All right, now.

YVONNE

(lowering her voice)

Okay, what is she? Is that some daytime sort of vampire? She reminds me of that Bat Boy from the Weekly World News

KARO

(laughing)

Yvonne!

YVONNE

Well, I don’t know! 

(after a moment)

That music is nice. Where are we meeting Grey? 

KARO

Right over there. Pretty soon, if he’s learned how to show up on time. 

SOUND: In the background, the guitar has become a continuing melody, and starts moving closer to them

YVONNE

So, was he like, your best friend back in the day? 

KARO

Sorry? 

YVONNE

Grey. Was he your best friend when you were kids? 

KARO

We were friends, for sure. But Grey had lots of friends, he always had people. 

ALAN-A-DALE

(starting to sing)

The desert wind lashed at her face; 

The shifting sands below; 

A serpent the guide she rode beside

To the distant golden glow,

YVONNE

(as he goes into the next stanza, overlapping)

Okay, speaking of weirdness, there is a skeleton busking his way toward us. 

(after a moment)

Can I borrow some change?. 

ALAN-A-DALE

The gold lit the path to the underworld 

Through the mountain’s living heart; 

Only alone could one pass through the stone; 

At this step her companions did part. 

SOUND: Yvonne stands up and throws some coins to him; he stops playing

ALAN-A-DALE

You have my thanks. Do you know the ballad? 

YVONNE

I don’t – I’m pretty new here. 

ALAN-A-DALE

There is a tradition, a ritual in October when someone wants to petition the Endling, who lives at the center of the world writing all our lives. This is the story of Larsa, of the Aqrabuamelu, who made that journey for her people. I’ll start over from the beginning – 

SOUND: Karo gets up from the bench now too

KARO

Actually, we ought to get going. Sorry. 

YVONNE

You said it was just over there. 

KARO

It is, but … I understand some ballads are pretty long. 

SOUND: Running footsteps, Grey gasping for breath

GREY

Sorry. Sorry. I’m here. I’m running a little late, I was – actually, I was running late, we have a group who trains together. I did text the cafe that we’d be – Alan! Fancy meeting you here. 

ALAN-A-DALE

Grey of the Wilds, well met! 

GREY

How’s that busking permit been treating you? 

ALAN-A-DALE

Things are good, thank you again for smoothing the way. 

GREY

And you’ve met Karo and Yvonne? 

ALAN-A-DALE

I was just making my introductions. Alan-a-Dale, minstrel and once-upon scoundrel at your service. 

YVONNE

That’s quite the resume! Is it okay that you named yourself after a Robin Hood character? I thought it was in bad taste if you – 

GREY

Alan here is the exception to that rule! Being as he is who he says, and I’ve met a few of the Merry Folks who can back it up. Adventure world, I was on an exchange trip, it’s a long story.

YVONNE

I don’t remember any version of the story where you’re a skeleton. A rooster, sure, but even then you were fully-feathered. 

ALAN-A-DALE

I do enjoy that one. 

(he whistles a little bit)

After the parts of my life you’ll have heard of, I fell into more of a misadventure with some supernatural results. Grey was kind enough to assist in my relocation. 

(he snaps his fingers)

But wait! Karo? Karoline? Karoline of recent revisitations? How fortuitous, I’ve been composing some lyrics about you. 

KARO

You’re what? 

YVONNE

You’re writing a song about Karo? 

ALAN-A-DALE

(modestly)

I’m, shall we say, fiddling with the idea. With most ballads, you’re starting with an established story, some deeper mythos … there’s not a lot of detail about your earlier life. I’ve been pressing Grey for details of your childhood, but now that you’re here, perhaps we could fill in a few gaps? 

SOUND: He strums a chord, then begins

ALAN-A-DALE

They were brought up by witches, wisps and Wilds, 

Then the Lindworm taught them grace; 

But a world’s call beside them could not be denied

And they crossed without farewell or trace – 

(suddenly stopping)

The second couplet lacks elegance, but we all understand an early draft! It’s all to draw the listener in, then I can expand upon – 

KARO

Grey! You said the cafe was holding our table. 

GREY

They are. I mean, for me they’ll keep holding – 

KARO

We should get in there! Yvonne …

YVONNE

I want to hear where the song is going next!

ALAN-A-DALE

If you wouldn’t mind a fourth? I could share the incomplete stanzas – 

KARO

You know, it’s a reservation for three. Another time, nice meeting you. Let’s do this!

SOUND: They immediately start walking off; Yvonne follows after the next line

YVONNE

(apologetically)

It is a lovely tune. 

GREY

Karo! Hold up! It’s in my name! 

SOUND: He follows them off

SOUND: Street background fades out

(The scene ends.)

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SCENE TWO

SOUND: The background in this scene is a bit of the street from before, but also other diners and some restaurant noise from inside – they are sitting on a patio

SOUND: A glass of water being poured

YVONNE

Thank you. And I had the jella iced tea? When you’ve got a minute. 

(to the table)

Karo got me on the jella fruit, now I look for it everywhere. 

GREY

Remember that store we always snuck to in between classes? You liked those jella pastilles – 

KARO

And you stuffed your pockets with gummy marsh-wiggles. 

GREY

I can’t do those anymore, gummies and fangs are a dental nightmare. 

KARO

I always wondered if the school was getting a cut. They had to know we went up there. 

YVONNE

I did hear this one liked to misbehave …

GREY

Oh, you don’t even know! But this place, everyone went there. It was right up the hill from the soccer fields. Memories of a hundred sweaty wind sprints … 

KARO

Ugh, and those blocking drills. 

YVONNE

You were into sports? 

KARO

Not really ‘into’ … it was something to do. 

GREY

Teammates for life! We need some drinks over here, we need to make a toast! Those were the golden days, right pal? That could be a whole verse in your ballad. 

KARO

Don’t even –

SOUND: Not far away, we can hear Alan-a-Dale start strumming his guitar again

ALAN-A-DALE

They were trained to fight on the fields of sport, 

To defend the goal for their team, 

But the prize that they won from the side of the sun

Was a … something something … dream.

(calling over to them)

It’s a work in progress!

KARO

(to Grey, snarky)

Have you got a licensing deal? 

GREY

Not a lot of folks come back after as long as you’ve been away! It’s an epic plotline. 

(he takes a bite; we hear crunching)

This place always has the best wings. 

SOUND: A chair sliding back, Karo getting up

KARO

I’m gonna find the washroom. 

GREY

(mouth full)

Check on the drinks! 

SOUND: We hear Karo walk away, for a moment just background noise

YVONNE

(a little uncomfortable)

So … a Robin Hood skeleton? How in the Howard Pyle did that happen? 

GREY

It’s a long story. 

YVONNE

That’s what you said before. 

GREY

And it still is. Come on, this is your big chance! Don’t you have any questions you want to ask about Karo? We were best buds, I’ve got all the dirt. 

SOUND: The strumming of the guitar again, though no singing this time

YVONNE

You’re helping to write their song. 

GREY

Right? It’s pretty great. I thought they’d be more into it. 

YVONNE

It might be … maybe, just a little too much? I mean, at the moment. 

GREY

Sure, I get that. Ease them in, right? That’s a good call. 

SOUND: Some footsteps and drinks being placed on the table

GREY

Here we are! How about a little toast while we wait. To Karo, being back in their place! And you with them, of course. 

YVONNE

To … Karo. 

SOUND: Glasses clink, Grey takes a long drink

YVONNE

(overlapping, more to herself)

There she is again. Bat Girl. 

GREY

What’s that? 

SOUND: Footsteps, Karo returning (overlaps with the next line)

YVONNE

Do you know who that girl is across the street? Beside the trash cans. 

KARO

What did I miss? 

YVONNE

That girl from before, in the alley across the way. 

GREY

(over her without noticing)

You missed the first toast! That means this one’s on you. 

SOUND: Chair moving slightly as Karo sits

SOUND: Guitar playing again a bit away

KARO

Oh. Umm … sure. To … wait, what was the one that I missed? 

GREY

I toasted you! Well, both of you, but to you being back. It’s a big deal! I’ve been telling everyone.

KARO

Obviously. 

GREY

Yeah, sorry about that. He’s always looking for good material. 

YVONNE

You are good material, can’t argue about that. 

KARO

All right, both of you. To … old friends and old places. And relearning them both. 

GREY

That’s what I said! Yvonne, isn’t that basically my same toast? 

YVONNE

You’re birds of a feather. 

GREY

Who grew up together! 

(he snaps his fingers)

We should go visit the school! Why didn’t I think of that earlier? 

KARO

What? I don’t know – 

GREY

We should definitely check out the school. Talk about old friends in old places – that’s where we were at our peak! 

KARO

It’s quite a walk from here. I don’t want Vonnie to have to – 

GREY

I can get us a car. The old schoolgrounds, Karoline! That’s where we met, those were the earliest days! 

YVONNE

We can always stay around here. I think that gallery’s open now. 

KARO

Yeah, why don’t we just – 

GREY

The gallery’s open til ten. We can swing by on the way back. Come on Karo, or I’ll tell Yvonne about that day you lost your lunch pass and decided to – 

KARO

Let’s leave that information where it lies. 

YVONNE

Decided to what? 

GREY

We have to go, buddy. It’s part of your story. Just a quick visit, chase down some memories, I’ll bring you right back. 

YVONNE

It’s up to you. 

KARO

Well … 

GREY

That’s what I wanted to hear! That deserves another round! One more over here! Yvonne, you’re behind on your iced tea. 

YVONNE

We can’t have that.

(she drinks)

That is just … why don’t we have this on our side? My side. 

GREY

You should ask Auncle Lantern. That’s one of the species xe cultivated personally. 

YVONNE

Really! I don’t think I’ll be asking xem anything … if you saw the fool I made of myself. 

(brief pause, aside to Karo)

You okay, love? 

KARO

Yeah. Sure. That girl is still hanging around. 

YVONNE

She’s not the only one. 

SOUND: Alan’s guitar has started up again, and we hear him talking enthusiastically

ALAN-A-DALE

(across the street from them)

It’s rare that a song with a living subject … they’re here! Well, over there – see that patio? 

GREY

And here’s your refill. 

KARO

You better be paying. 

SOUND: Some change being dropped, and Alan continues, walking closer as he sings

ALAN-A-DALE

(a bit distant)

Many thanks, friend. 

(he starts singing again)

They were trained to fight on the fields of sport, 

To defend the goal for their team, 

But the prize Karo won from the side of the sun

Changed their life, their focus, their scheme

(he stops there, practically beside them)

It’s getting closer! Do you like the revision? I had a few thoughts to tie it all together if you could fill in some details – 

SOUND: Karo chugs her drink without stopping

KARO

Let’s get out of here. 

GREY

On to the next stop on our Mystery Tour! 

YVONNE

Not much of a mystery, is it? 

SOUND: Chairs sliding out, footsteps; fading along with Alan’s next line as the scene ends

ALAN-A-DALE

We’re going? How about a wandering tune? I could go back to Larsa’s ballad, or there’s a children’s round about a bugbear race …

SOUND: Patio background fades out

(The scene ends.)

SCENE THREE

SOUND: A quieter, side street small town background, late afternoon (ongoing)

SOUND: A car stops; doors open and a footstep or two, doors close and the car drives away

YVONNE

And I thought following your phone over here was a mess! 

SOUND: One pair of footsteps keeps walking

GREY

(a bit away) 

I didn’t think this was it at first. I’m sure this wasn’t a cul-de-sac before. 

KARO

It feels the same, though. Eyes closed, I’m sure. 

YVONNE

(quietly, just to Karo)

This is one of those places where there’s stuff hidden in the walls, huh? 

KARO

A lot of stuff. 

GREY

(still a bit away from them)

Yeah, I can feel it now. And this way … down around here … that’s the store! Bingo! 

SOUND: Karo and Yvonne (remember her cane) catch up

KARO

Looks like it’s closed. 

SOUND: A few steps, tugging on the door but it’s locked

KARO

No marsh-wiggles for you. 

GREY

Guess not. No worries; let’s wiggle around the side of the building instead. 

SOUND: Weeds and underbrush rustling (ongoing behind the next few lines)

YVONNE

Can we even get back here? 

GREY

They’ve got a gate on the driveway, mostly for show – even the kids could jump over it. But Karo and I always snuck through this way. 

YVONNE

Are there any plants I should be watching out for? 

KARO

Nothing along here will hurt you. There’s some buckleberry bushes on the other side, but they barely have thorns. 

YVONNE

And I guess I’ve met most of the local fauna.  

KARO

No bildads this far from the woods. Here, watch your head. 

GREY

(ahead)

We should be about where it opens up to the hill!

YVONNE

I guess you two were smaller back in the day. It’s like a maze.

KARO

Just through here – 

SOUND: The rustling cuts off suddenly

SOUND: There’s a bit more wind back here; we can hear a car faintly back behind them

YVONNE

Oh, wow. It’s a big hill. 

KARO

Yeah. 

SOUND: Grey howls, and we hear him running back to them

GREY

(howls)

How does it feel to be back? Look at those fields! I’ll race you down to the goal! Ready? 

YVONNE

Don’t let me stop you. I’ll be right here. 

KARO

Maybe in a bit. Go for it, though! Take a lap, werewolf! 

SOUND: We hear Grey howl a little and run off through the grass

KARO

I’m okay watching from a distance. 

YVONNE

The grounds look … really nice, they’ve been well taken care of. 

KARO

Loretta and Amelia, grounds crew. They were … you’d say Ents, but nowhere near as big. 

YVONNE

Entlings? 

KARO

I never knew a word for them, just Loretta and Amelia. We weren’t supposed to get in their way. 

YVONNE

And the way you said, “weren’t supposed to” … 

KARO

I got to know them pretty well. 

YVONNE

They had a lot of grounds to keep up! That’s one … two … maybe three soccer fields, a baseball diamond – 

KARO

Softball – 

YVONNE

Some sort of miniature forest, a pond halfway to being a lake … did they do rowing or …?

KARO

More underwater. Not all the kids did well on land. 

YVONNE

Seems like they had everything well laid out. Which ones did you play? 

KARO

You know … soccer, softball, arboreal crawl … anything that kept me out of the house. 

YVONNE

(sensing their discomfort)

Right. I used to fence. Did they have fencing? 

KARO

Not officially. 

SOUND: We hear Grey running up to meet them – but he is in full wolf form at this point, panting like a dog

GREY

You sure you don’t want to race? I’m all warmed up now. 

SOUND: Grey transforming back to human

GREY

Nothing like visiting the old hunting grounds! Literally, that was probably my best sport back in the day. Yvonne, you should have seen us go! 

YVONNE

I really wish I had. 

GREY

You missed out on junior year, Karo. We were all-region in hunting, soccer – you would have been on the team, you were finding your feet. You never got to see me in debate, either! I wasn’t really a jock, I just had energy to burn. Debate nerd, class officer, that was where I found my calling. 

KARO

You always were at the front of things. Leading the pack. 

GREY

And you were making sure I didn’t get too serious. Any time we were feeling too – too solemn, or people were clashing, Karo would cut in with a joke or a stupid dare. Class clown? Class headliner, more like! 

YVONNE

I have no problem believing that. They’re a superstar. 

KARO

It wasn’t all like that.  

GREY

There was this one time – we got caught sneaking back and it was not the first infraction, they were calling in our parents, and the number on file for Karo wasn’t right. They were like, “Mx, you can give us that number, or you can stay tonight and mow the grass on the soccer fields.” 

YVONNE

They wouldn’t, that’d take all night!

KARO

It pretty much did. 

YVONNE

Karo!

GREY

And then, the next morning, all the parents and teachers coming down that driveway could see they’d mowed, “SUCK IT,” across all three fields! You see how big the fields are down there, just … imagine, right across them all. And only the Council admins knew it was Karo. 

YVONNE

And the grounds crew, I guess. 

GREY

The talking trees! I forgot about them. Anyway, people were still going on about it the rest of the year, and the year after … remember? 

KARO

I was gone by then. 

YVONNE

Hey. Are you … 

GREY

(not noticing, still caught up in his memories)

Gone but definitely not forgotten – it was all so epic! I don’t know why you didn’t just give them the number, but you started a school legend that night. 

KARO

Yeah, well … 

YVONNE

Grey, we should head back soon. My fault … all that tea earlier, I guess. 

GREY

Oh sure, no problem. 

(he chuckles)

“SUCK IT.” Nobody else, pal. Your folks must have blown their tops! I was in trouble just for knowing you. 

KARO

(weakly)

Something like that. Hey, I’m just gonna … 

YVONNE

(overlapping)

Karo? 

KARO

I’m sorry. 

SOUND: We hear them turn and a few running steps, then as they hit the weeds we hear the others far behind

YVONNE

Karo! 

GREY

I didn’t mean to – 

SOUND: We hear Karo’s breathing, the weeds rustling, a branch being pushed aside, and after another moment they break free and is in front of the building again

KARO

Shit. 

SOUND: More rustling from the weeds, and Yvonne breaks through behind them

YVONNE

Everything okay out here? 

KARO

Yeah. I just needed a break.

YVONNE

I got that. I wish Grey had. 

KARO

He was a good friend, and I’m glad to be around again. But … that building, with the stuff hidden in the walls? That’s where he lives. 

SOUND: More rustling, and Grey breaks through behind them

GREY

Hey. I had to get my shirt, left it down on the field. 

(after a second)
We good? I know I was kinda yappy back there, I’m just … really glad you’re back! 

KARO

We’re … we’re good. Let’s just get a car and – 

SOUND: We hear a guitar being strummed for just a moment

YVONNE

No way. 

GREY

(separating each syllable)

Alan-a-Dale!

ALAN-A-DALE

Found you again! Surely, it must be fate. 

KARO

Look, just stop. 

ALAN-A-DALE

I was merely wandering, composing in my head, but now I can share my latest stanza with the hero of the piece! 

KARO

You’ve got the wrong person.

YVONNE

We’re just heading back; maybe you could share with us later. 

ALAN-A-DALE

I’ll follow along and serenade you as you go!

SOUND: He strums again a few times

ALAN-A-DALE

I think it’s a promising verse. It begins with – 

SOUND: They shove him in the middle of the next line; we hear his bones rattle

KARO

Stop, okay! Enough. I don’t want it. 

ALAN-A-DALE

(a bit shocked)

When one is compelled by the muse …

GREY

Karo, he’s just doing his thing. 

SOUND: A bit of quiet rustling of the weeds behind them

KARO

That doesn’t mean I have to … just – everyone. Stop. 

ALAN-A-DALE

My apologies. 

KARO

This is just … 

SOUND: They sigh, frustrated, and we hear them walk a few steps away

ALAN-A-DALE

I should be on my way. 

GREY

Hold on. Things are just a little weird. 

YVONNE

(quietly)

Grey. That girl’s back again, too. 

GREY

What girl? 

YVONNE

Over there. We saw her at the park, and from the restaurant. 

GREY

Oh. 

 YVONNE

This isn’t some kind of caught up … thing? 

GREY

It could just be a coincidence. There are coincidences. Or it could be a plot coming together. 

YVONNE

What does that mean? 

SOUND: Karo pacing back, still upset

KARO

You’ve got to understand. This person, this “hero of the piece” – that’s not me. 

(they see Bat Girl)

Wait a minute! You! Where did you come from? 

BAT GIRL

(startled)

What? 

KARO

You’re part of this too? 

BAT GIRL

Are you talking to me? 

KARO

You’ve been following us all day. 

BAT GIRL

I did not! This is my – 

KARO

You were everywhere! Now you show up again just when I’m – 

BAT GIRL

I don’t even know who you are! 

KARO

Then what are you doing here? 

BAT GIRL

Nothing. I’m just … passing through. 

GREY

Passing through? There’s nothing back here. 

BAT GIRL

(overlapping)

Never mind. I’ll go. It’s not – 

GREY

(continued from his previous line)

There’s just a store, and lots of weeds. 

BAT GIRL

I’ll just go, okay? Fuck! 

YVONNE

Hey, nobody’s gonna … we’re just making sure you’re okay out here. 

BAT GIRL

I’m fine. Leave me alone, I’m fine! 

KARO

Oh shit. You live here. 

BAT GIRL

(disingenuous)

What? 

GREY

Karo, nobody lives here. Look at it. 

SOUND: A few deliberate footsteps

KARO

You live here. 

BAT GIRL

I was just passing through. 

KARO

(their voice softens)

Around back, through the weeds on the other side. There’s a little … like patio, or a porch they never screened in. There’s a tap for water, and an outlet that usually works, I think they meant to keep a freezer back there. It’s up off the ground and the branches – 

BAT GIRL

The branches grow around it. 

KARO

It’s okay. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to … 

YVONNE

It’s all right. 

KARO

I’m sorry. 

BAT GIRL

Are you gonna call someone? 

ALAN-A-DALE

We’re no threat, child. 

BAT GIRL

Okay. 

(after a moment)

I’m just gonna, uhh … 

SOUND: We hear her disappear into the weeds

YVONNE

Oh, honey. 

GREY

I’m not sure I got all of that? How’d you know …?

YVONNE

Because they stayed here, too. 

GREY

Karo? No …

KARO

Only a few weeks, until the end of the school year. I showered in the locker room, stole food from the caf. Once from the store, but I didn’t want them to notice me. After that, I moved downtown, slept under the VP bridge. Food was easier to find, but so was trouble. I don’t blame her for staying up here. 

ALAN-A-DALE

It’s too common an occurrence.  

GREY

But … you had a home. I’ve been there. I stayed over. 

KARO

I don’t … want to talk about that. 

(brief pause)

It wasn’t the best part of my story. I couldn’t go home anymore … and I couldn’t let them call my parents. When the Council did find out, they said I couldn’t come back to school either. 

GREY

Why didn’t you tell me? I would have – 

KARO

That’s why. It was enough of a mess by myself. I hung around town until I had enough money for a bus ticket, then … I was off to see the Lindworm. 

(after a minute)

We should have met up somewhere else.

GREY

I wish I’d known. 

KARO

I did want to see this again. I just … there’s obviously stuff I’m digging up. A lot of it I don’t want to keep, but … 

YVONNE

You’ve got to do the emotional demolition. 

KARO

Something like that. 

(after a moment)

We should get out of here. Everybody good to go? 

GREY

I’m ready to shake this place off. We might have to walk a few blocks to get a car. 

YVONNE

We can do that. Is she gonna be okay … back there? 

KARO

She’ll be somewhere else as soon as we’re gone. I would have been. 

GREY

Social services? I can make a call …

KARO

Not a fan of that option. 

YVONNE

I guess you did okay out here on your own. 

ALAN-A-DALE

I can keep a watch out and inquire, discreetly. If she desires assistance. 

KARO

That would be great. 

SOUND: They all start walking (Yvonne using her cane)

YVONNE

Well, we came, we saw, we … didn’t exactly conquer. 

KARO

Not like the good old days. Right, Grey?

GREY

Oh, we definitely conquered then! We used to stay out raising hell until the moon went down. 

YVONNE

But I thought the moon didn’t go down – ohhhhhh. 

SOUND: A bit of laughter, and the walking continues, fading out at the end

SOUND: Alan strums a little, but doesn’t sing, fading out at the end

SOUND: Side street background fades out and ends

(The scene ends.)

(The episode ends.)

PRODUCERS: Hi there. Thank you for listening. 

Waiting for October was written by D.J. Sylvis,with sound design by Caroline Mincks, and music by Trace Callahan.

This episode featured Robin Regalado as Karo, Tina Case as Yvonne, Sarah Crawford as Bat Girl, Tim Keogh as Alan-a-Dale, Dallas Hawthorn as Grey, and additional voices by Jenna Rose, Caroline Mincks, and Cass McPhee.

Our co-producers are D.J. Sylvis, Tina Case, and Sarah Müller. Our associate producers are Fool & Scholar Productions, Kathleen Lucas, Marcus Briggs, Martin Chodorek, Rebekah B.

A special thanks to our Patreon supporters who have helped make all of our stories happen! If you’d like to support our work or celebrate the folks who make it happen visit our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/monkeymanproductions.

This week’s recommendation was a big influence on our show – The Cryptonaturalist, Jarod Anderson’s spectacular narrative fiction podcast about real love for imaginary nature. He’s a poet and a gifted performer and I can’t get enough of his voice. Go check it out in any of your podcast apps. 

Next time around in October you’ll be hearing from Auncle Lantern as xe gives some instructions to a new crop about life on that side. Until then, be good to yourself and those you care for, be gentle with your memories, and listen to some good music along the way. TTFN, ta ta for now!

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